{"id":812,"date":"2018-05-20T08:00:10","date_gmt":"2018-05-20T12:00:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.zolo.ca\/news\/?p=812"},"modified":"2022-06-17T15:08:02","modified_gmt":"2022-06-17T19:08:02","slug":"worst-playgrounds-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.zolo.ca\/blog\/worst-playgrounds-ever","title":{"rendered":"Worst Playgrounds Ever"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>The best part of a playground is the&nbsp;memories it creates. From your favourite swing&nbsp;to that super-fast slide or the game of grounders you just couldn&#8217;t stop playing. But some playgrounds inspire memories for a different reason. Here are 10 of the worst playground ever built.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"1.-slide-right-into-the-neighbourhood-trash-bin\">1. Slide Right Into the Neighbourhood Trash Bin<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image alignnone wp-image-1213 size-full\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zolo.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/adea4c6e0c7a9e21d342317c108bb12e.jpg\" alt=\"slide-into-dumpster-playground\" class=\"wp-image-1213\"\/><figcaption><a href=\"http:\/\/lelombrik.net\/9751\">Le Lombrik<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>The only person we can think of that would enjoy this &#8220;playground&#8221; is Oscar the Grouch, and even then it&#8217;s a stretch. While we assume this wasn\u2019t the original design for this park we can&#8217;t help but wonder if anyone questioned this slide-into-the-trash design.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"2.-flip-and-slide\">2. Flip and Slide<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image alignnone wp-image-1214 size-full\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zolo.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/AGuI46G.jpg\" alt=\"flip-slide-worst-playground-designs\" class=\"wp-image-1214\"\/><figcaption>Remodeling Made Easy<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Older kids might think this slide is a blast with the super-fast flip&nbsp;at the start before a direct dip down to the end. Looks like the designers of this slide may have skipped the testing portion of the verification process. Now, we&#8217;re willing to bet that most tiny tots won\u2019t manoeuvre through this&nbsp;twist all that successfully.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"3.-graveyard-or-playground?\">3. Graveyard or Playground?<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image alignnone wp-image-1215 size-full\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zolo.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/1270187334_doseng.org_ploshadka-na-kladbishe-01.jpg\" alt=\"graveyard-playground\" class=\"wp-image-1215\"\/><figcaption><a href=\"http:\/\/doseng.org\/foto\/65656-otlichnaya-detskaya-ploschadka-12-foto.html\">Doseng<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>While a cohesive play space is lovely \u2014 and one with a theme is quite fun \u2014 this is just odd. Perhaps this takes the latest &#8220;the floor is lava&#8221; game to another level.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"4.-mission-impossible-slide\">4. Mission Impossible Slide<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image alignnone wp-image-1216 size-full\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zolo.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/5_23.jpg\" alt=\"obstacle-course-slide-worst-playground\" class=\"wp-image-1216\"\/><figcaption><a href=\"http:\/\/4tololo.ru\/content\/5079\">4Tololo<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>The ladder turned slide might be a design flaw or it might be a genius design hack? Who knows, maybe we&#8217;ll see this new obstacle in the next season of <em>American Ninja Warrior?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"5.-slide-into-the-abyss\">5. Slide Into the Abyss<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image alignnone wp-image-1217 size-full\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zolo.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/195.jpg\" alt=\"construction-site-slide\" class=\"wp-image-1217\"\/><figcaption><a href=\"http:\/\/www.deed.sk\/clanok\/ihriska--ktorym-by-sa-mali-deti-radsej-vyhybat\/195\/\">Deed<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>There has to be a more subtle way to get rid of your least favourite brother, right?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"6.-drop-of-doom-in-slide-form\">6. Drop of Doom\u00a0in Slide Form<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image alignnone wp-image-1218 size-full\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zolo.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/1396107771_011.jpg\" alt=\"drop-of-doom-slide\" class=\"wp-image-1218\"\/><figcaption><a href=\"http:\/\/www.vmir.su\/interesting\/misc\/71043-surovye-detskie-gorki-25-foto.html\">Vmir<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>When we said worst playgrounds, we meant the worst playgrounds. It&#8217;s hard to say whether the straight drop is worse than the rusty metal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"7.-some-neighbours-are-friendlier-than-others\">7. Some Neighbours Are Friendlier Than Others<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image alignnone wp-image-1219 size-full\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zolo.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/photo_cm_20120221_00367_086.jpg\" alt=\"graveyard-playground-slide\" class=\"wp-image-1219\"\/><figcaption><a href=\"http:\/\/www.catsmob.com\/photo\/668-fotopodborka-79-101-foto.html\">Cats Mob<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Some cities don\u2019t have a lot of space, which means the local playground might be set up in a less than ideal location. Either this decision was a great way to make use of land, or someone has a kid who just really loves <em>Casper the Friendly Ghost<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"8.-in-one-end-and-out-the-other\">8.\u00a0In One End and Out the Other<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image alignnone wp-image-1220 size-full\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zolo.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/bcFlr.jpg\" alt=\"elephant-slide-worst-playgrounds\" class=\"wp-image-1220\"\/><figcaption><a href=\"http:\/\/www.wix.com\/blog\/2013\/07\/product-design-fails\/\">Wix<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Ummm, it certainly makes for a great landmark, right? I mean, no one is going to forget &#8220;the elephant slide.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"9.-seat-saw\">9. Seat-Saw<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image alignnone wp-image-1221 size-full\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zolo.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/original.jpg\" alt=\"seat-saw-playground\" class=\"wp-image-1221\"\/><figcaption><a href=\"http:\/\/moshayury.livejournal.com\/224748.html\">Mosha Yury<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Some would say this is a creative masterpiece.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"10.-criminals-at-play\">10. Criminals at Play<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image alignnone wp-image-1222 size-full\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zolo.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/272755_original.jpg\" alt=\"criminal-hopscotch\" class=\"wp-image-1222\"\/><figcaption><a href=\"http:\/\/pihovkin1.livejournal.com\/99317.html\">Pihovkin1<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>What happens when a new chalk line&nbsp;ends up on your playground? Improvise.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Next time you&#8217;re in an overcrowded park or playing on a swing set with peeling paint, consider yourself lucky. It could be worse!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Next time you&#8217;re in an overcrowded park or playing on a swing set with peeling paint, consider yourself lucky. 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